If you’re a fan of The Witcher franchise then you’ll likely know about the ongoing and often heated debates about Yennefer and Triss. Both women are competing for Geralt’s affections in different ways and many fans come down hard in favor of one of them.
For those who’ve played the games, your choice can be lived out in the narrative, as you decide who to pursue. If you’ve only seen the Netflix TV series you’ll likely be more confused, as so far Triss is playing a much more minor role than she does in the games, keeping her character more in line with that in the novels.
Whatever your opinion on these two beautiful ladies, we’re sure you can appreciate these memes about Yennefer Vs Triss. Just be aware that the final meme mentions the consequences of refusing to choose and romancing both women at once…
10 There Isn’t One Without The Other
When discussing The Witcher, you cannot mention one of these women without someone mentioning the other. The pair go hand in hand and their relationship is as complicated as the arguments about them, and far more complex than this twist on the classic “one does not simply” meme.
Depending on if you are a novel reader, gamer or Netflix viewer your perspective will be different but the fact remains that you’ll still be unlikely to mention only one. Their lives and stories are so intertwined that they cannot be pulled apart.
9 Gamers Have Strong Opinions
It’s true that when discussing the merits of The Witcher 3’s two expansion packs many gamers are capable of having a civil and rational debate, just like the rational version of Hulk. Both have different merits and this can be discussed calmly and rationally.
It’s also true that the Yennefer Vs. Triss debate cannot be solved in this way. Whichever woman is for you it’s unlikely you’ll understand why anyone would choose the other, since both are so different. As such we’ll also admit to a touch of the raging uncontrollable hulk when the argument begins.
8 It’s War
This second Avengers crossover meme takes the idea to the next level. Not only does the debate bring out our uncivilized Hulk but it can also lead to an actual civil war.
While there is no evidence to suggest actual real-world wars have been started in the name of these fine women, there have certainly been household wars started. Just try and refrain from actual physical violence, please!
7 Geralt Loves The Ladies
While we may be choosing, Geralt is blissfully aware that he can have both women, and he frequently does. This meme is spot on as it references his knowledge of the effect he has on women.
Geralt may not be the most welcomed of people but we can’t help but feel at least some of that may be down to the fact that he’s a big fan of bedding women and he has a lot of takers.
6 Geralt Has Feelings Too
While Geralt may see himself as a man with no ties, no friends and no feelings the other people in his life, including Yennefer beg to differ. Even if he finds himself entangled with Triss we all know feelings for Yennefer are coming.
Watching, reading about or playing as Geralt will all give you that surprise feeling as you discover and fall in love with Jaskier, Yennefer, Ciri and Triss along the way. So make your choices carefully, feels are coming.
5 Wait, who?
One for the gamers, this meme is referring to Shani, a medic who patches up Geralt, sends him on a quest and spends some more intimate moments with him.
When the question is always Yen or Triss why not be different? This meme is for those who can’t or won’t choose. Picking the third option, a wildcard if you will, is shocking but can be sensible. If nothing else it’s worth it to see the listener pull this face.
4 Another Wildcard
This meme strikes a chord for anyone considering an alternate romance in the games. While you may think Keira is a choice really it’s not. Other romance options are available but they are rarely used choice for a reason.
Triss and Yennefer are the queens of Witcher romance options and here we see them smugly sitting in their shiny armor on their thrones, while poor Kiera waves a tiny sword about. Sorry Keira, maybe next time!
3 Thinking About Triss
This meme perfectly captures Yennefer and Geralt’s personalities as well as ours when we play as Geralt. While Yen may be worrying about Triss both us and Geralt are often wondering about the loot.
Those question marks are just so enticing, even though we know the caches will be lame and we’ll regret wasting our time on pointless side quests. It’s just, those side quests, what if this time they are worth it?
2 How About Gwent?
When we really get fed up with the debate there’s only one thing to do. Forget about everything and go and play a round of Gwent, the addictive card game adored by gamers. This meme perfectly reflects our very common choice to prioritize Gwent over, well anything else in the game really.
If you’ve not played the games yet then you’re in for a treat. A good round of Gwent will soon take your mind off your woman related troubles. There’s no need to worry about flirting when you can be gaming after all.
1 Bad Choices
The other option to solve the dilemma is of course to choose both women. You can flirt with them simultaneously and this will appear to go well, to begin with. There’s much excitement when both women take control but it isn’t all it seems.
Should Geralt be stupid enough to underestimate both Yennefer and Triss then things will soon get, interesting. As Gru so brilliantly discovers in this meme, leading on two beautiful women at once is never a good idea and can leave you in quite a bind, literally.
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